Do me a favour humour me will you? There I am in Starbucks slurping my Chai Tea Latte (I’m off chocolate for a bit, you could call it fasting, or you could just call it trying to get down a couple of belt holes!)
Anyway, slurping away with the mrs on her new Mac next to me. I go onto wordpress and find out there’s been no new posts this year…(oops!)
As you may well know – I made a judgement call a few months back to sacrifice posted articles so I could focus my time on my psweets (pslams in tweet format). Now that I’ve finished ‘The Tentmaker’ tour, thought I’ll do a catch up on all the psweets I’ve done up until now.
So here you are,
Chew away and I hope you enjoy;
The Gasser
Psalm 73
73a.God is good. Though I was so close to missing the point. I got envious, the wicked get life easy and here’s me struggling. Why? #psweets
Psalm 73 part 2
73b.But those who invent more ways to be evil (patent pending);don’t last4 long. Cos they’re going the wrong way down a 1way street #psweets
Psalm 74
74.God, places that gave u attention r burnt2 a crisp.Y let em get away with it?Take ur hand out of ur pocket&put em in their place #psweets
Psalm 75
75.whether the middle east or democratic west,no bloke can determine another blokes position.That’s for God to decide. #psweets
Psalm 76
76.You’re the 1 worthy to be feared. When ur angry, we’ve got no hope of standing in ur way.To you let us make vows and keep them #psweets
Psalm 77
77.I think; has God’s unfailing love failed?But then I remember the times he came through. Ask Moses what happened with the red sea #psweets
Psalm 78 (1-5)
78. Listen,we’re not gonna let the truth& power of God waste away into a myth…we’ll tell it to our kids so its as hereditary as DNA #psweets
Psalm 79
79.Saviour God, save us! Give us a helping hand so you get the credit. Save us&let us off the hook so your name’s honoured. #psweets
Psalm 80
80.Strengthen the one you love. The one you choose. Then we won’t scarper, leaving u in the lurch again. Resuscitate us. #psweets
Psalm 81 (v8-9)
81. Rule -don’t worship any1 or anything that’s not God; legit. Aka; ME. Don’t 4get –who was it that saved your skin from Egypt? #psweets
Psalm 82
82.Ur all ‘gods’ cos ur offspring of the most high, but ur mortal gods.Come old age, you’ll be just as frail as the next mortal guy #psweets
Psalm 83
83.God, get your voice back…don’t act like you’re not listening, don’t do nothing.Make your enemies like tumbleweed. #psweets
Psalm 84
84.How lush is your dwelling pad Lord God Almighty. One day’s better round your house than 1000 days anywhere else. #psweets
Psalm 85 (v8)
85.Lord,I’m all ears.U promise peace 2those who know u& stick 2the right path.Help them not invalidate it by doing something stupid #psweets
Psalm 86
86.Educate me on ur way Lord so I can lean on you &how u always come through.I want to be wholehearted for 1cause. Ur cause #psweets
Psalm 87
87. Zion’s the place to be.No, not that underground city on the matrix…but Jerusalem…the New Jerusalem; the church. #psweets
Psalm 88
88. Since the early days life’s dealt me a bad hand &death always seems close at hand.Daily my prayers come 2u;I’m struggling Lord #psweets
Psalm 89
89.The heavenly dimension clap their hands in wonder &shake their head in awe; 4 u are AWEsome…no one can brush up against you; no1 #psweets
Psalm 90
90.80yrs is a nightshift 2u.If only we had a clue how powerful ur anger is;mayb then we’d get r acts 2gether&live daily 4ur wisdom #psweets
Psalm 91
91.This says God… ‘Cos he loves me,I’m his search &rescue.I’ll have his back cos he acknowledges me by name.He’ll call& I’ll answer #psweets
Psalm 92
92.I’ll show u some love Lord in groove format,with melody &backing vocals. Ravin on ur love b4 breakfast &faithfulness b4 bedtime.#psweets
Psalm 93
93.The Lord is full on sovereign &in control…Kingship is written all over him, he’s clothed in the stuff. #psweets
Psalm 94
94.The wicked keep ur people down;abuse widows &kill kids with no Dad.Its arrogant,they think u turn a blind eye;show em u don’t #psweets
Psalm 95
95.Rock it out to the rock of salvation.On ur knees, lets get thankful 2the crafter of creation,sea setter &mountain moulder #psweets
Psalm 96
96.Flippin awesome is the Lord& most def worthy 2b appreciated! He’s 2b respected over all. He’s the Rolex, the rest-mere Rawlex #psweets
Psalm 97
97.All u who r upstanding – hate evil &give God massive appreciation.After all,his very presence makes the earth quake in its boots #psweets
Psalm 98
98.Lay down new tunes cos the Lord’s done some marvellous stuff.He’s unveiled his saving power2the countries– let him hear r thanks #psweets
Psalm 99
99.May the knobbly knees of the nations get shaking cos the big guy reigns. May he be bigged up cos his name is flipping awesome! #psweets
Psalm 100
100.Know that he’s God. Know that he’s our author, publisher&printer.Be thankful, lift him up; cos his love never discontinues #psweets RT
Psalm 101
101.I’m ravin about ur love &justice;making every effort2live life without fault.But those arrogant lot -I’m havin no business with #psweets
Psalm 102
102. Let this be said for a future generation…that those who are yet to be conceived praise the Lord. #psweets
Psalm 103.
103.Listen up soul,get praisin2the1 who’s owed it all.All that’s in me,big up the big guy&dont lose sight of all he is&all hes done #psweets
Psalm 104
104.How vast is life& everything in it.Filled2the brim of species,all the elements,even the stars –ur in charge of it all. Awesome #psweets
Psalm 105
105.Shout about God &all he’s done. Let the hearts of those who follow him leap for joy. Look to him4 strength, his face – always #psweets
Psalm 106
106.Never forget God in your thank you speeches cos his love never runs empty and extends through and beyond the depth of time #psweets
Psalm 107
107.Some took on their judgement as being better than God’s – they started sinking in their own mess.But 1 call,guess who answers #psweets
Psalm 108.
108.I’m wakin up the morning makin music 2the lord of all. I’m warming up my strings& tuning up my skins cos its all about him #psweets
Psalm 109
109.To whom it may concern – the lord who I lift up in praise, please – lend me your ear, hear me, listen and talk back #psweets
Psalm 110
110.God the Father says2my lord;I’ve saved u the best seat next to me.Get comfy till I make ur enemies ur foot rest…under your feet #psweets
Psalm 111
111.When u start fearing God,that’s when u start getting real wisdom.Follow his instructions- then you’ve got your head screwed on #psweets
Psalm 112
112.Well good is the guy who knows his place before God and looks forward to living the life God wants him to live. #psweets
Psalm 113
113.May the Lord be the root of all your celebrations and may u celebrate often! From present tense right through to future tense. #psweets
Psalm 114
114.Why Jordon try& hitchhike a lift in the opposite direction? Why sea try &swim2shore? Earth –tremble at the presence of ur Lord. #psweets
